The Voice of God

On my drive back from work, God spoke to me as I was exiting off 94 onto 275 southbound. Well, actually the communication took place via an ominous black billboard with stark white lettering:

5 Comments so far

  1. Tom (unregistered) on October 8th, 2005 @ 9:03 am

    I was talking to God the other day, he decided that he is no longer going to send edicts down on stone tablets. He’s decided that in an effort to keep up with the changing times, he’s going to rent out billboards from Lamar.

  2. Mollika* (unregistered) on October 8th, 2005 @ 3:06 pm

    I wonder if the Devil will go with Viacom?

  3. MGal (unregistered) on October 8th, 2005 @ 5:51 pm

    I’d rather not have to read any more books – how about he puts the answers on billboards?

  4. Curious (unregistered) on October 18th, 2005 @ 8:16 pm

    Life will not fit on the billboards. At least, it won’t for those who have eaten the book!! I guess for all others, maybe you will be satisfied with the dash between the two dates on your tombstone. That will fit on the billboard (smile).

    If you really knew who the devil was……you would not waste your time, capitalizing his name!

    I have met the one God…..I have not met any of the others. Are there any? Funny……none of the other ones seem to have anything to say. Do they have any books? What claims are they making? Just curious. The one I have met is actually a lot of fun, absolutely incredible. Definitely more suitable for those of us who intend to go beyond the status quo. For everyone else…well, maybe that’s why they want another god….because they choose to remain within the ordinary. It’s no crime to make a choice…….we just have to accept the consequences!!

  5. Mollika* (unregistered) on December 12th, 2005 @ 4:09 pm

    When I capitalized devil it was because I incorrectly assumed it to be a proper noun. I should have used the name Satan, which would have been capitalized per the Chicago Manual of Style. I suppose that I could consciously avoid capitalizing any proper noun I come across that I believe to be evil. But what do I do when I come across a verb I find to be equally evil?

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