Put me in, as coach!

Mooch is done. He had his chance to take a struggling group of future stars and make them stars today. He failed. And as long as Millen is pulling the strings the Head Coach of the Detroit Lions will always fail. Everyone knows this. And since we all know this why not hire me. I will lead this group of warriors. It might not be to victory, but we will have fun none the less. We will run deep outs. Run options. Flee Flickers. The Tight ends and full backs will crush through the line. The receivers will complete routes before the ball is thrown to them. The running backs will get to run with the ball. I have no coaching experience and have never played football. But I can play to the media and can motivate the players. The Detroit Lions could go down in the history books as the team that took a chance, instead of the team that had no chance. If the Lions lose with me as head coach then its ok, they tried something that no other team has. But if we won, even one game, we would go down in history! Junior, let me know what you think!

2 Comments so far

  1. AJ (unregistered) on November 29th, 2005 @ 5:39 pm

    Yay! Mooch is gone! That means no more five yard passes or 2 yard runs on third downs. At least the Lions are trying to make something happen now…

  2. Informant (unregistered) on November 29th, 2005 @ 6:38 pm

    Now you have Dick Jauron running the show…Ha, Da Bears were smart enough to run him out of the windy city to the dark and dismal streets of the Motor city. Good Luck with monotone-everyone-played-well-and-tried-really-hard Dick. The Detroit teams all have new coaches this year…. hhmmm, interesting. Can you tell I am a Chicago fan? if not, Millen might be calling you to coach…. Throw it to me, I’m open… oops, Wrong color jersey…We’re Honolulu Blue.

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