The war on the market Sarcasm Shipwreck, you sound upset. As to your remarks about nothing on Kwame or Cockrel, I was asked to write on... shipwreck i haven’t read this blog in a few years (since about when it first launched) and just now did i... ichilly stood there. amazing.
How about these (just made them up):
TAILGATING IS NO FUN – WHEN THE DRIVER IN FRONT HAS A GUN
YOU DON’T NEED TO SIGNAL TURNS – WHEN A TRUCK HITS YOU, YOUR CAR FLIPS AND BURNS
AVOID YOUR TICKETS ALL THIS YEAR – TELL THE JUDGE YOU SPED IN FEAR
DON’T LOCK YOUR CAR WHEN AT WAYNE STATE – IT MAKES PETTY CRIMINALS MORE IRATE
I would hire you in a second.
Thanks Mollika!
and here’s a new one:
NUMBER ONE IN THE MID-WEST
DETROIT’S POTHOLES ARE THE DEEPEST