In Lights

3 Comments so far

  1. Jeppy (unregistered) on November 29th, 2005 @ 9:24 am

    How about these (just made them up):

    TAILGATING IS NO FUN – WHEN THE DRIVER IN FRONT HAS A GUN

    YOU DON’T NEED TO SIGNAL TURNS – WHEN A TRUCK HITS YOU, YOUR CAR FLIPS AND BURNS

    AVOID YOUR TICKETS ALL THIS YEAR – TELL THE JUDGE YOU SPED IN FEAR

    DON’T LOCK YOUR CAR WHEN AT WAYNE STATE – IT MAKES PETTY CRIMINALS MORE IRATE


  2. Mollika* (unregistered) on November 29th, 2005 @ 7:53 pm

    I would hire you in a second.


  3. Jeppy (unregistered) on November 30th, 2005 @ 12:51 pm

    Thanks Mollika!

    and here’s a new one:

    NUMBER ONE IN THE MID-WEST
    DETROIT’S POTHOLES ARE THE DEEPEST



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