Designate a sober driver for the holidays
Need I remind us all that we’re probably going to office parties (where drinking to excess is not always the best idea) – and there may be some alcoholic beverages present. Be sensible, if you must drink to the point where you’re stumbling over people, and making Xerox copies of your rear-end, at least have someone available to take your sorry self home safely.
Do you have an endless supply of toys in your desk or something?