From the bizarro files
Thanks to Erica in Minneapolis for tipping us off on this one …
This happened a week and a half ago, but I found it so odd that I’m posting on it now though it’s a tad bit late.
Apparently, on January 26, a Detroit man was sentenced to 18 months in prison for a breaking and entering arrest that took place back in October in Ferndale.
What was the man after? Not cash. Not jewelry. Not electronics.
He was after a mannequin. According to this Freep.com story, he has an unusual fetish with mannequins called statuephilia. This is the 7th time in the past 13 years he has tried stealing a female mannequin.
*blinks*
I don’t even know what to say to this… Just keep him the hell away from the mall…