commit a crime (shoot, rob, steal, kill, whatever) – run – have the local television news tell the citizens that the police “need your help” – repeat. has anyone else noticed this trend? oh, and no one ever really “helps out” so by telling the viewing public that the criminals got away it totally makes it seem like your chances of escaping capture by Detroit’s short arm of the law are almost a sure thing. which reminds me, i’m gonna be over near Tireman tonight…anyone need a new Dodge? it’s on me.