Michigan Rules for January’s Super Bowl Continued . . .

For all the visitors, from other than Michigan, coming to the Super Bowl in January.

4. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out. If you’re first off the starting line when the light turns green, count to five before going across the intersection. This will avoid getting in the way of cross-traffic who just ran their yellow light.

5. Schoenherr can ONLY be properly pronounced by a native of the Detroit metro area. That goes for Gratiot too.

6. Construction and renovation on I-94, I-96, I-75, I-275, I-375, The Lodge and The Southfield Freeways are a way of life and forever. Just deal with it.

1 Comment so far

  1. Girl.in.the.d (unregistered) on January 6th, 2006 @ 2:14 pm

    Let’s add Livernois and Dequindre in there, too.

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